Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:31 pm Post subject: All in the Family
A man and his wife were about to celebrate 50 years
together. Their three kids, all very successful and
wealthy, agreed to a Sunday dinner in honor of their
parents. As usual, they were all late and had a varied assortment of
excuses.
"Happy anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number
one... "Sorry I'm running late...had an emergency, you
know how it is, didn't have time to get you both a
present."
"Not to worry," said the Dad... "The important thing
is that we're all together today. "
Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom
still look great, Dad. Just flew in from L.A. and
didn't have time to get you a present... sorry."
"It's nothing," said the father, "Glad you were able
to be here."
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello you both, happy anniversary! I'm
sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy
packing.... so I didn't have time to get you guys anything."
Again the father said, "I really don't care, at least
the five of us are together today."
After they all finished dessert, the father put down
his knife and fork, looked up and said, "Listen you
three, there's something your mother and I have wanted
to tell you for a long time. Well... your mother and I
came to this country penniless and desperate. Despite
this, we were able to raise each of you and send you
to college. All through the years your mother and I
knew that we loved each other very much but... we just
never found the time to get married."
"The three kids gasped and said, "You mean we're
BASTARDS?"
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:11 pm Post subject:
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket!"
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:38 pm Post subject:
LMAO!!!! I guess he also gave her $5 of gas...hahahahahahah _________________
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