Most of America's populace thinks it very improper to spank children, so my spouse and I have tried other methods to control our kids when they have one of "those moments."
One that we found very effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.
They usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our little car ride together.
I've included the photo below of one of my sessions, with our son, in case you would like to use the technique.
Joined: Feb 21, 2005 Posts: 614 Location: Nebraska
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:17 pm Post subject:
oMG- i just checked the Competion charts for the first time in a LONG time-
i see that we are in the top 4 (we being Shark, Shortacid, and myself- all under hobbs though- figures)
so i guess we do do things after all....
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:22 pm Post subject:
I think we do Loki, then again.. perhaps its with the help of Ronnie that we OWNZ the competition... HAHAHA ROF _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
Joined: Feb 21, 2005 Posts: 614 Location: Nebraska
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:09 am Post subject:
Ronnie? He couldenrt hack a peice of wood if you gave the guy a freaken ax! I would say something mean...but then i just saw my W.W.J.D Bracelet (what would jesus do)- they help remind me to make myself a better person. So i guess if you have nothing nice to say, dont say anything at all.
lol
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:19 pm Post subject:
-----The Gay flight attendant meets the princess.....
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend,
he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the
big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put
up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed
rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you
didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise
your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called
a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I
outrank you. Tray-up bitch." _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
rs6_n2o Xbox-Hq Genius Xbox Version: XBOX V1.0 Modded: Xenium ICE
Joined: Sep 12, 2004 Posts: 1776 Location: earth
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:34 pm Post subject:
get those trays up bitches _________________ XBOX
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:40 pm Post subject:
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's s3x drive.
"What about trying HQ?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," says Mrs.. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on."
A week later Mrs.. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.
"Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor."
"What happened?" asks the doctor.
"Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible."
"What was terrible?" said the doctor, "was the s3x not good?"
"Oh no doctor, the s3x was the best I've had in 25 years,
but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again." _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
enigma516 V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:24 pm Post subject:
OMFG..I will never go to MC D's again, just to play it safe.. _________________
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