Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:54 pm Post subject: Kiss your a$$!!
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going
to town. The boy rode on the donkey &
the old man walked. As they went along
they passed some people who remarked
it was a shame the old man was walking
& the boy was riding. The man & boy
thought maybe the critics were right,
so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked,
"What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."
They then decided they both
would walk! Soon they passed some
more people who thought they were
stupid to walk when they had a decent
donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that
shamed them by saying how awful to put
such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy & man said they were
probably right, so they decided
to carry the donkey. As
they crossed the bridge, they lost
their grip on the animal & he fell
into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone, you might as well...
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:15 pm Post subject:
Speaking of asses. A co-worker presented me with this today as an early birthday gift. Told him it's not for another two weeks but he insisted I download it and play it. I did.....
nice...............
Yes.. it is what it sounds like and they are real. What an a$$hole. doh.
Joined: Sep 15, 2005 Posts: 121 Location: in my back yard
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:32 am Post subject:
My god!!! Did you have the bean burreto deluxe or something like that!!!geezzz!!!! I can smell the stench from here!!!!
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