Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:52 pm Post subject: Riddle me this Batman.....
Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell
you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license,
are you going to be smiling?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!
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What do you call male ballerinas?
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Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
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If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:10 pm Post subject: Re: Riddle me this Batman.....
Shark2th wrote:
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What do you call male ballerinas?
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ooh, ooh, I know this one.....GAY!!!! _________________
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Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:13 pm Post subject: Re: Riddle me this Batman.....
Shark2th wrote:
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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Because a perv like me would think they want s3x _________________
enigma516 V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:15 pm Post subject: Re: Riddle me this Batman.....
Shark2th wrote:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
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That would be me.. _________________
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:17 pm Post subject: Re: Riddle me this Batman.....
enigma516 wrote:
Shark2th wrote:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
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That would be me..
You always did strike me as the person that would diddle something without even giving it a second thought. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
enigma516 V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:23 pm Post subject:
Yeah, that was before Xbox came out. _________________
Shark2th Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:00 pm Post subject:
That being the case, since the new Xbox is called the 360....
Does that mean you're gonna sit and spin? _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
enigma516 V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:23 pm Post subject:
Damn you, you stole my idea. I was going to patent that..lol _________________
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:02 pm Post subject:
Why is it that the ugly women are the only ones that ever do this kind of stupid sh*t?
Shouldn't this person be standing infront of some court house with "We love you Michael" or "Go O.J."? _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
Joined: Mar 12, 2005 Posts: 1887 Location: Orlando/West Palm Beach, FL USA
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:25 pm Post subject:
Where The F*CK are those girls hooters. they are no where to be seen.
Shark2th come to orlando. I will show you the winghouse right next the UCF university, and FULL SAIL for all you developers, i read soemone was, maybe loki?) anyways, You won't leave, you won't eat, you may cry. But my friends, the promised land is on earth. Women are objects, until you get your very own.
I wouldn't suggest trading with friends...collecting multiple might be out of the question. _________________ XBOX v1.6
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Joined: Feb 21, 2005 Posts: 614 Location: Nebraska
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:49 pm Post subject:
AHH...full sail *smiles in a dreamy way*
Im scheulded to go there next year- im currently at ITT tech in Omaha getting a bachlors Deg. in game design (yes, such a thing exists.) and im getting my credits transferd to full sail- im alreayd listed on the enroll (hehehe.) I got the housing and such, but let me tell you, its not cheap ride. For the full corse of the Game design schooling- it will be $80,000 (two years)
Hopefully my friends...it will be worth it. ^_^
That hooters is most likly the place i will go- for fun, food, and picking up some hot ladys to fu- umm....nvm.
Joined: Mar 12, 2005 Posts: 1887 Location: Orlando/West Palm Beach, FL USA
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:26 am Post subject:
if you are serious,
It is the economical gas "term" for multiple on their way in the same direction (like co workers) organize a "car pool" to load everyone in and head, say down town.
When you get closer to miami there are car pool lanes (diamond lanes) that if you don't have another person in there and you get pulled over . you get a ticket _________________ XBOX v1.6
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