Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:37 pm Post subject: When the time is right....
A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. He sees a
couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully
approaches the car to get a closer look. He sees a young man
behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and
gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window "Uh, Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?" ask the officer.
"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir "
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says:
"And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a lovers' lane. And nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age young man?"
"I'm 25, sir."
"And her .. What’s her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes." _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Joined: May 22, 2003 Posts: 23944 Location: NSW, Australia
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:41 am Post subject:
HA!HA!HA!HA!, now thats funny! _________________
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Joined: Sep 15, 2005 Posts: 121 Location: in my back yard
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:18 pm Post subject:
That is funny!!!!
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