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TheModGod
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Post Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:54 am   
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No more than an hour ago my 7 year old daughter strolls into my office and innocently says, "Daddy, what's a clitoris?" I was shocked..not ready for this one at all..

my only quip was to tell her it was a greek god that she'll learn more about in mythology...

God... I failed.....

First birds and the bees question I get and I choked!

My head is spinning, I am trying to prepare myself for "boner". That one doesn't even sound greek!

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Post Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:20 am   
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Oh man that is too funny.
It really strikes a chord here though.

Wife and I are just starting to talk about how we are going to do the talk with our 8 year old.

she didn't blab out that word, but she has been asking what people are doing in movies in such.

Greek god.
thats a good one. I wouldnt not have thought about that.


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Post Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:32 am   
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Good luck to both of u guys. Very Happy
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i wish both of u luck also. i do agree that greek god was good. lol
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Don't lie to her! Don't tell her it's a mythical God!

Tell her the truth! It's the mythical part of a woman's body that man has searched for centuries to find, but to no avail.

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hehe...good one man!

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Robyn Williams said it best, "The Vagina, where we spend nine months trying to get the hell out of, but the rest of our lives trying to get right back in".

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Yea RM....that is all too true lol.
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