Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:00 pm Post subject: Never Choke In A Restaurant In Tennessee
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their
cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to
their junkyard business. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is
eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of
her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it." _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Joined: Aug 21, 2006 Posts: 519 Location: Ontario, Canada
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:58 am Post subject:
gym teacher told me that 1 _________________
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Joined: Oct 03, 2005 Posts: 6381 Location: Canada
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:17 am Post subject:
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