Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:46 pm Post subject: You're in North Carolina, Son!
Two men were driving through North Carolina when they got pulled over by a State Trooper.
The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in
the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in North Carolina, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in North Carolina, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't know your laws here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!" _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
hellblazer55 V.I.P. Lifetime
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:53 pm Post subject:
LOL thats funny That reminds me I should watch Smokey and the Bandit again _________________
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:55 pm Post subject:
Dude!, Thats funny stuff right there, might have to tell that one at work, lol
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:00 pm Post subject:
lmao, nice sharky.. That was good. _________________ Moddingbandit
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:29 pm Post subject:
Damn, you crack me up. _________________
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That reminds me I should watch Smokey and the Bandit again 
Damn, you crack me up. 
