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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject: The Koala and the Little Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
So the little lizard makes his way to the river and commences to take a drink, but the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Fuuuuck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!" _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
boobah Xbox-HQ Enthusiast
Joined: May 09, 2006 Posts: 22
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 9:11 pm Post subject:
HAHA!!!! thats so funny!
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Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 12:29 am Post subject:
OMFG!!!! AHAHAHAHHA!!!! _________________
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