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Post Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:06 pm   
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him,

"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered,

"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars."

"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars",

and then, ask your brother "if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Come back and tell me what you learn from that."


So the boy went to his mother and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would!

We could really use that money to fix up the house

and send you kids to a great University!"



The boy then went to his sister and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad

Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"


The boy then went to his brother! and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you

know how much a million bucks would buy?"


The boy pondered the answers for a few days,

then went back to his dad.


His father asked him,

"Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"


The boy replied,

"Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars..............

but realistically,...... we're living with two sluts and a queer
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Post Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:45 am   
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Shark2th wrote:
"... but realistically,...... we're living with two sluts and a queer"


That's a WONDERFUL thought for a family website such as this one!!! Laughing
(I knew that there was a good reason I liked this place.)
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Post Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:52 am   
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lol shark2th that is a good one . Wink Shocked Laughing Laughing Surprised
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