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Shark2th
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Post Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:41 pm   
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I've learned that you can not make somebody love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope that they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I've learned it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion and not proof, to destroy it

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes,
After that, you'd better have a really big willie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others-
they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think that you are finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take it's place.

I've learned that 99% of the time, if something isn't working in your house,
one of your kids did it.

I've learned that most folks don't appreciate a good joke when told incorrectly,
tough shit.

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Post Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:30 pm   
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old sharky slowly coming back with the jokes eh... Smile
Good to see mate..

always brightens my day..

l8r bro

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Post Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:35 pm   
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Hobbs, it takes time to rev up this ol' sense of humor after the holidays.
Besides, I'm still trying to get over how good I look in my Xbox-hq T-shirts.
Oh if only others were so fortunate. But alas, they are not. Just need to change my handle from Shark2th to Fashion Shark.
I can hear the other admins now....
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man that dudes so in love with himself, I'm surprised there's room for his wife.
muahhhh, who said there is. Razz

What I heard at the end of my brain surgery recently:
Young Frankenstein: “Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?"
Igor: “Abby someone.”
Frankenstein: “Abby Someone? Abby who?”
Igor: “Abby … Normal.”

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Post Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:11 pm   
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Just need to change my handle from Shark2th to Fashion Shark.


I like it.. heheheh lol.. Funny bastard..
FashionShark.. Thats so true with your pic.. lol

talk soon mate.. Hope you had a great new years and time off.

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