Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Posts: 5303 Location: Greensburg PA
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:34 pm Post subject: Top Ten Reasons To Replace Your Car.
In lieu of forahobby and me both having car issues, I thought some humor may be just what the mechanic...er, the doctor ordered.
Top ten reasons to replace your car.
10. Your passenger seat is listed on the National Register of Historic
Places
9. Instead of an airbag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to the
steering wheel.
8. The 15-Minute oil change place needs to keep your car for 3 days.
7. When you gas up the attended asks, "can I re-duct tape that
windshield for you?"
6. Car thieves keep breaking into your car just to steal your "Club".
5. While sitting at a stoplight, people keep running up to you and asking
if anyone was hurt.
4. You lose a stoplight challenge to a one legged 14 year old on a moped.
3. You keep losing passengers on left hand turns.
2. Traffic reporters refer to you by name when discussing morning
tie-ups.
AND, the number one reason to replace your car.....
GoodWill called you and said don't even think about it!! _________________ Good Deals: Death@Hand, funkydopenloven, StaticMind, Slamscaper, PorscheXboxter
Bad Deals: None Yet
Pending Deals: Vanguard
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forahobby Administrator
Joined: May 22, 2003 Posts: 23944 Location: NSW, Australia
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:49 pm Post subject:
hahahah.. I got a good laugh out of that one realmccloy!...
Exactly what i needed to coz this car shit is getting to me.
Ive been without a car now for over 1.5 weeks and i need one i tell ya..
Anyway, im going to SYDNEY tomorrow to try and purchase a replacement.. Hopefully ill find something i like.. I was going to fix my existing car but it works out the same as going and buying something 2nd hand but really nice..
Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Posts: 5303 Location: Greensburg PA
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:29 am Post subject:
Glad you got a chuckle there forahobby!
I know exactly how you feel. Like I have said before, I have been renting a car from Enterprise every weekend so I have something to cruise around in. Can't believe both of my cars are down!
I can't buy a new one until I get back from vacation in middle of August. Luckily I work out of the house, so I don't have to get out much. The one car still putt putts around okay, but when I drive it, I can hear the theme song to Sanford and Son in the my head just playing away!! I'm waiting for Lamont to get in the passenger seat.
good luck with your search! I wish I could go to Sydney to look for a car..ha. Australia is one place I very much want to see. My brother spent four years in the Navy, traveled all over the world. He said the most beatiful place he ever went was Australia!
later man! _________________ Good Deals: Death@Hand, funkydopenloven, StaticMind, Slamscaper, PorscheXboxter
Bad Deals: None Yet
Pending Deals: Vanguard
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