Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:31 pm Post subject: Kids & Cussing
A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?" says the 6 year-old. " I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 Year-olds nods his head in approval.. The 6 year-old continues,
"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.' The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts,
"You can stay in there until I let you out."
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios." _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
enigma516 V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:58 pm Post subject:
Damn, you made me choke on my lunch!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! _________________
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