chandrez Xbox-HQ Member Xbox Version: Xbox V1.1 Modded: TSOP flashed w/Xecuter2 4
Joined: Aug 30, 2005 Posts: 77 Location: United States
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:45 pm Post subject: One Hell Of A Joke
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost
7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he
perfomed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events at the olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a
cowboy, who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's president of the United States." _________________ V1.1
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:27 pm Post subject:
Dammit chandrez, it took me 10 min just to get past that avatar, then I finally read the joke!
Too funny!!
She a friend of yours _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
chandrez Xbox-HQ Member Xbox Version: Xbox V1.1 Modded: TSOP flashed w/Xecuter2 4
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:45 pm Post subject:
Heck no she aint a friend of mine. If she were I would have never joined this site, and I wouldn't even own a X-Box. If she were my friend I dont think I would do anything but sit around the house with her all day butt Naked having s3x, eating White castle and drinking beer until I was either passed out or exploded. _________________ V1.1
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Joined: Apr 15, 2005 Posts: 743 Location: Newcastle, Australia
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:55 am Post subject: joke for ya
what do you say to a girl with no arms or legs??? NICE TITS BITCH
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Joined: May 22, 2003 Posts: 23944 Location: NSW, Australia
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:07 am Post subject:
Quote:
You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a
cowboy, who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's president of the United States.
Hella funny.. totally..
Quote:
what do you say to a girl with no arms or legs??? NICE TITS BITCH
Joined: Apr 15, 2005 Posts: 743 Location: Newcastle, Australia
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:21 am Post subject:
roger that hobbs lol lol _________________
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