Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:57 pm Post subject: WTF spam is this?!?!?!?!
So I get this email from these stools thinking that I am stupid enough to give them the means of accessing an account here in the US with my name on it in order to establish a medium of making payments through me to them. Like some company can't set up it's own damn paypal account and need a total stranger to help them with their finances?
WTF kind of company would be successful if they can't even open a fuggin bank account! I had to vent, stupid ass spammers.
Heres the bullshit... uh err letter.
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Mr. Lee Yung, managing Hubei Machinery &
Equipment Import & Export Corporation (CMEC
HUBEI CO.) we are a company who deal on
Mechanical equipment, hardware and minerals,
electrical products, Medical & Chemicals, Light
Industrial products and office equipment, and
export into Canada/America and Europe.
We are searching for representatives who can
help us establish a medium of getting to our
customers in the Canada/America and Europe as
well as making payments through you to us.
Please if you are interested in transacting
business with us we will be glad for you to contact
Mr. Lee Yung personally at: Email:
leeyung_cmechubeico@zwallet.com
Do contacts us for more information; subject to
your satisfaction you will be given the opportunity
to negotiate your mode of which we will pay for
your services as our representative in
Canada/America and Europe.
Please if you are interested forward to us your full
name, phone number/fax number and your full
contact address.
Thanks in advance.
Mr. Lee yung
Managing Director,
CMEC HUBEI CO.
Answer:
Dear Mr. Lee yung
I am Suk Mydik
You send me money first, then I do service.
You got girlfriend? I put her on computer, she say me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party?
Fifteen dolla.
Each you fifteen dolla. Me love you long time. Me so horny.
Fifteen dollar not too boo-coo.
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:09 pm Post subject:
Black TOO BIG, 15 dollar! _________________ XBOX v1.6
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:43 pm Post subject:
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Joined: Feb 21, 2005 Posts: 614 Location: Nebraska
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:11 pm Post subject:
lol
man- Its been so long since i've seen someone do a "me so honry!:
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:49 pm Post subject:
lol Like I've said before, you have some serious issues.. _________________
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:53 pm Post subject:
Agreed, but now I'm having my meltdowns in the Off Topic Discussions forum where I was sent to instead of like the Newbies or XBox360 forums. So it's all good. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Joined: Nov 08, 2004 Posts: 571 Location: Georgia, USA
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:26 am Post subject:
LOL OMG!!!
Thats great!
I doubt you got a responce too bad, but Im sure he already knows that he is an everlasting c@ck-sucker. _________________ -Scourge "Rx = +/_\"
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Shark2th Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:01 pm Post subject:
OK, it's been forever and I never got a response.
Guess I can kiss that money good-bye.
Perhaps if I had sent a photo??
It seems there is lots of free ££££ floating around on the web....
At work we keep getting emails promising a 20 percent cut in $30,000,000.
for depositing the cash in a bank account.
Wow what nice people !!! free money......
I will just go dig out my bank account details out and send them an email - NOT.
I hate these email scams !!!
I think your response to them Shark2th was a classic !!
Well done.
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Joined: Dec 26, 2004 Posts: 958 Location: Akron, Ohio
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:09 pm Post subject:
Nice job Suk Mydik .....err I mean Shark2th....after seeing you reply to that encourages myself to start replying to some of these people....will never get a response but at least I will have some fun....later. _________________ Xbox V1.6
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