Joined: Sep 15, 2005 Posts: 121 Location: in my back yard
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:22 pm Post subject: you know you have played too much halo when...
- You weld a gatling gun to the back of your truck.
- You think "1337-speak" is the Sangheili language.
- You buy a telescope to find a giant ring in the night sky.
- You name your computer "Cortana".
- You ask for a MAC cannon for Christmas.
- XBox Live becomes "the real world".
- You buy Flash memory cards expecting to be able to plug them into your head.
- You start seeing a crosshair in front of your eyes.
- You try to "corpse-hump" sleeping people.
- You ask to swap weapons with someone on the street.
- You injure yourself while trying to "crouch-jump".
- .... more than 10 times.
- You can't resist smashing every Funyun and wtfman Ring you see.
- You want to modify your computer chair so that it floats.
- You drive your car into the ocean looking for the invisible wall.
- You're always on the lookout for dropships.
- "Going on a vacation" means "new map".
- You practice grenade-throwing with imaginary grenades.
- .... in public.
-You hear on the new a flood is coming and you stock up on shotgun shells
-You shoot two people in paintball and call it a double kill
-You start throwing those velcro balls as your friends and yell STUCK!! HAHAHAHHA
-You get hit by someone in a game of dodgeball and call them a camper and a n00b
You live recklessly, thinking you'll respawn if you die.
You get a picture of the master chief tatooed on your back.
You climb to weird places, like the top of your house, looking for eggs.
You detonate a pile of grenades under your car while you're standing on the roof.
Anyone who can run faster than you is a "modder."
You work at Bungie.
you know you played too much halo 2 when you dare to jump off high places because there's no more fall damage
- When someone says; "You look like you've seen a ghost." You expect one to boost around the corner at any second.
- While visiting a zoo/sanctuary or even on the beach, you see human dropships gliding over the water.
- When one refers to 'the games' elite(s)' you think of the Sangheili
Turn2 Xbox-HQ Elite Member
Joined: Oct 28, 2005 Posts: 290 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:17 pm Post subject:
When I saw this in the joke section I was thinking of something like this.
You've been playing too much Halo when,,,,
They issue a flood warning while your watching the weather, the first thing that pops into your head is an alien invasion and popcorn _________________
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:57 pm Post subject:
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