Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:56 pm Post subject: The broken willie & the honeymoon
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé is still a virgin in every way."
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay by next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint and taped it all together ... an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon.
That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."
He immediately drops his pants and replies.."Look at this, .. still in the CRATE" _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:03 pm Post subject:
ROF!! Damn, that new huh? _________________
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