Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:18 pm Post subject: Mississippi blondes
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Mississippi arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral -
Not all Mississippians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb ............. ,
but all men are men. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
enigma516 V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:22 pm Post subject:
HA HA HA HA... I can see that happening _________________
Loki77 Xbox-HQ Freak
Joined: Feb 21, 2005 Posts: 614 Location: Nebraska
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:41 pm Post subject:
JESUS THAT LADY HAS HUGE BOOBS!!
i could get lost in there.
general-Insano Xbox-HQ Experienced
Joined: Sep 15, 2005 Posts: 121 Location: in my back yard
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:21 pm Post subject:
those boobs are the size of mountains!!!!!
rs6_n2o Xbox-Hq Genius Xbox Version: XBOX V1.0 Modded: Xenium ICE
Joined: Sep 12, 2004 Posts: 1776 Location: earth
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:37 pm Post subject:
i saw that picture before and it said "tsunami survivor" if u dont get it you are not the sharpest knife in the drawer _________________ XBOX
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Shark2th Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
rs6_n2o Xbox-Hq Genius Xbox Version: XBOX V1.0 Modded: Xenium ICE
Joined: Sep 12, 2004 Posts: 1776 Location: earth
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:59 pm Post subject:
2 huge ass floting devices _________________ XBOX
Xenium ICE
120 gig hdd
clear jewel with round cathode
cathode under the front of the xbox
XBOX360
Painted Black
Blue Ring of Light
Black Wireless Controller with Blue LEDs
XBOX360
stock
PS3
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Shark2th Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject:
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the
doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her
left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed
in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed
her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no"
she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said.
"Your finger is broken."
Blonde LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is
farther away..........Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and
says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"
CAR TROUBLE!
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic
it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling
smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in
the carburetor". She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"!
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish
you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away
my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his
flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned
on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back,
"IT'S A SCARF!" _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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