Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:22 pm Post subject: My theory of Hell
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
changing in time. So, we need to know the rate at
which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume
that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls
are entering Hell, let's look at the different
Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these
religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more
than one of these religions, and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that
all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as
they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boil's Law states
that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell
to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate
at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and
pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks
loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and
pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day
in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account
the fact that I slept with her last night, then number
2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is
exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary
of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is
therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby
proving the existence of a divine being which explains
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Joined: Apr 15, 2005 Posts: 741 Location: Newcastle, Australia
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:18 am Post subject:
thats cool
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Joined: Jul 13, 2005 Posts: 866 Location: Kansas City MO
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:37 am Post subject:
That's the reason why we have many evil ghosts.
they can't go to hell, cause it's not there anymore _________________ Xbox v1.1
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