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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:39 pm Post subject: Home for the holidays
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas
and says,” I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm
sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "We'll take care of this!"
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until we get there. I'm calling the airline, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME? DON'T DO A THING!" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Well, it's settled" he says,” Not only are they coming for Christmas, but I also got them to pay their own way!" _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:50 pm Post subject:
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That'll only work once still funny though! _________________ [XBOX v1.6b / Xecuter 3 CE / Western Digital Caviar SE 300GB HD / ATA166 IDE Cable / XCM Cystal Clear Case / Red Firework LED 80mm Fan / 12v Fan Mod / UnleashX Default Dash]
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:15 pm Post subject:
ROF!!! Damn thats some funny sh*t _________________
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