Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:13 pm Post subject: I got a letter from Mom today!!!!
I thought it was real nice of her to write.
Hadn't heard from them in a while, so I thought I'd share!
Dearest Shark2th,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine.
I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain.
We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here.
It only rained twice last week... the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send... your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday.
We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated. He burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
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Where did you find the joke archive?
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HA!HA!HA! Kind of reminds you as to why you left in the 1st place. _________________
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:51 pm Post subject:
akbdeck wrote:
Where did you find the joke archive?
That one has been around for 20+ years
So's my Mom... It's all in the postal service dude. I can't control when I get the mail, only when I read it. Come to think of it.. it was looking kinda dusty and was already opened. Damn near sounded familiar but I assumed it was the force and that clarvoiance thing. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:18 pm Post subject: Email from Grandma!!
I got an email from Grandma today!
Amazing how fast older folks learn how to use the internet.
Dear Kids,
I am very happy in the new residence you have put me in. This
week we actually got to go outside for an hour.
I haven't been feeling very good this week - the friend I shared
a room with died yesterday. I am coping pretty well with my sorrows.
It's been six months since you've visited me last, I guess you're all pretty
busy. It's OK, I've learned to use the Internet to pass the time. And
the computer in the rec room has a pretty decent web cam.
So you can remember what I look like, I have attached a recent picture of myself. You all take care, and write to me soon.
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It's all in the postal service dude. I can't control when I get the mail, only when I read it. Come to think of it.. it was looking kinda dusty and was already opened. Damn near sounded familiar but I assumed it was the force and that clarvoiance thing. 
