chandrez Xbox-HQ Member Xbox Version: Xbox V1.1 Modded: TSOP flashed w/Xecuter2 4
Joined: Aug 30, 2005 Posts: 77 Location: United States
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:46 pm Post subject: VERY FUNNY JOKE!!
Two women, who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls
>Night Out and were decidedly over -- enthusiastic on the margaritas.
>
> Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the
>bathroom. They were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they
>"whiz" behind a headstone.
>
> The first woman had nothing to dry herself with, so she thought
>she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.
>
> Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive underwear and
>did not want to ruin hers. She was lucky enough to salvage a large
>ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. She dried herself
>with the ribbon.
>
> After finishing, they then made off for home.
>
> The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband
and said, "This girls night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife
>came home last night without her panties."
>
> "That's nothing," said the other husband, "mine came home with a
>card stuck to her ass that said:
>
>
>
> " FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION. WE'LL
> NEVER FORGET YOU."
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:47 am Post subject:
Nice...I like that one. _________________ Xbox V1.6
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Joined: May 22, 2003 Posts: 23944 Location: NSW, Australia
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:08 am Post subject:
hehhe.. i think shark2th a joke had something similar. But very funny though anyway.. heheh lol
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