Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:22 pm Post subject: Difference between Catholics & Baptists
A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction.
"Hello," said the little boy
"Hi," replied the little girl.
"Where are you going?" asked the little boy.
"I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way home," answered the little girl.
"Me too," replied the little boy. "I'm also on my way home from church."
"Which church do you go to?" asked the little boy.
"I go to the Baptist church back down the road," replied the little girl.
"What about you?"
"I go to the Catholic church back at the top of the hill," replied the little boy.
They discover that they are both going the same way so they decided that they'd walk together. They came to a low spot in the road where spring rains had partially flooded the road so there was no way that they could get across to the other side without getting wet.
"If I get my new Sunday dress wet my Mom's going to skin me alive," said the little girl.
"My Mom'll tan my hide too if I get my new Sunday suit wet," replied the little boy.
"I tell you what I think I'll do," said the little girl. "I'm gonna pull off all my clothes and hold them over my head and wade across."
"That's a good idea," replied the little boy. "I'm going to do the same thing with my suit."
So they both undressed and waded across to the other side without getting their clothes wet. They were standing there in the sun waiting to drip dry before they put their clothes back on.
The little boy remarked, looking at the girl, "You know , I never did realize before just how much difference there really is between a Baptist and a Catholic. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:15 pm Post subject:
A minister decided that a visual demonstration
would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Joined: Dec 29, 2004 Posts: 617 Location: South Dakota, USA
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:01 am Post subject:
Interesting and funny jokes Shark, even though I myself am a Catholic. I guess I wouldn't consider myself an avid practicer of the faith, but still, I cling to my heritage. What's even more funny is that one of my favorite movies is Dogma, a movie bent on bashing Catholics. HAHA, keep us posted with some new jokes. _________________ XBOX v1.6c
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