Joined: Dec 23, 2004 Posts: 1111 Location: Atlanta, Ga
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:51 am Post subject: Jamaican Sandals..
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around
the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this
small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a
Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble
shop!" So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I
have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make
you wild at s3x. "Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really
didn't need them, being the s3x God he was. The husband asked the
man, "How could sandals make you into a s3x freak? "The Jamaican
replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."Well, the husband, after some badgering
from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he
slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes... .
something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an
eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table,
yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm
hold of he Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU
GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET _________________ Xbox V1.3
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