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Post Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 4:11 pm   
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One day in class the teacher decided to teach the kids about animals.
She held up a picture of a horse and said "can anyone tell me what this is?" Mary raised her hand and said " that's a horse". And the teacher said " very good Mary.

Then she held up a picture of a cow and asked " does anyone know what this is?". Bobby raised his hand and said " that is a cow". "Excellent" said the teacher.

She then held up a picture of a deer and asked " does anyone know what this is?" No one raised their hands. " You can see this in the movie Bambi" she added, but still no response. Finally she said " this is something your mommy calls your daddy all the time" at which little Johnny yelled out " Damn so that's what a horny bastard looks like!"

Till this day the teacher is still in therapy.

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Laughing enigma516!! That rocks!
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Not as good as yours, but I'm trying.
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