Granted but their lower prices spark a price war wtih DHL and fedex until they all go under. Now Mexican donkeys deliver in our mail by nine months or it's free.
I wish it were always summer or fall.
hellblazer55 V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Oct 03, 2005 Posts: 6381 Location: Canada
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:30 am Post subject:
Granted but since the earth stops rotating everything flys of the face of the earth and everything is dead.
I wish i had a maclaren F1 _________________
AngelosDracul V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Mar 24, 2005 Posts: 1755
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 8:20 am Post subject:
granted, but when you pop the hood you realize it's got a festiva engine... (oh damn!)
I wish money didn't exist (a-la star trek style) _________________ "That which does not kill you, only makes you stronger."
Rabid1 V.I.P. Lifetime Xbox Version: !.6, 1.4 Modded: Xenium
Joined: Nov 07, 2004 Posts: 233 Location: Reno Nevada
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject:
Granted, but the only way you can earn credits is as a Dabo boy on the Planet Homo's 5
I wish I could just fish for a living. _________________ 1.6b, Xenium !ce OS 2.3.0, External 160g WD, External 250g Seagate, Double blade UFO Fan over Jewel
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sjohn Moderator
Joined: Oct 16, 2004 Posts: 1472 Location: Alabama
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:49 pm Post subject:
Granted, but you can't catch anything, therefore you starve and everything you ever owned is seized.
I wish I didn't get spam. _________________
Shark2th Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:01 am Post subject:
Granted. But although the email type spam ended, Ed McMahon showed up at your door, not with a million dollar check, but a lifetimes supply of Spam.
Joined: Apr 29, 2005 Posts: 982 Location: ACT, Australia
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:39 am Post subject:
Granted, but the reduced tax on petrol is added to the cost of food, and you go hungry
I wish I didn't have to work fulltime _________________
DiscGolfDiver Xbox-HQ Elite Member
Joined: Jan 05, 2006 Posts: 353 Location: Utah
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:06 pm Post subject:
Granted, but you take up a really gross sugar mama that out lives you.
I wish life had a sountrack.
Rabid1 V.I.P. Lifetime Xbox Version: !.6, 1.4 Modded: Xenium
Joined: Nov 07, 2004 Posts: 233 Location: Reno Nevada
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:28 pm Post subject:
Granted, but it ia all Teletubbies all the time.
I wish Microsoft could make something that worked. _________________ 1.6b, Xenium !ce OS 2.3.0, External 160g WD, External 250g Seagate, Double blade UFO Fan over Jewel
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AngelosDracul V.I.P. Lifetime
Xbox Version: !.6, 1.4 Modded: Xenium
Joined: Mar 24, 2005 Posts: 1755
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:04 pm Post subject:
granted, but Bill Gates spends billions of dollars actually beta testing products, and the economy goes to shit because he can't afford to control everything else.................
I wish XM and Sirius Radio were free.... _________________ "That which does not kill you, only makes you stronger."
Granted, so the companys had to rent out the satilites to the military and they satalites accidentally launchs the nukes destroying the planet, so much for saving it LOL
I wish they built better PC power supplies _________________
AngelosDracul V.I.P. Lifetime
Xbox Version: !.6, 1.4 Modded: Xenium
Joined: Mar 24, 2005 Posts: 1755
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:05 am Post subject:
Granted, but with more focus on the power supplies, less goes towards the motherboards, and thus, every new computer melts down after 24 hours of use...
I wish I could fly, perfectly, a-la superman style, with no weaknesses... o.O _________________ "That which does not kill you, only makes you stronger."
Rabid1 V.I.P. Lifetime Xbox Version: !.6, 1.4 Modded: Xenium
Joined: Nov 07, 2004 Posts: 233 Location: Reno Nevada
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:14 am Post subject:
Granted, but it takes a week before you can sit right from the trade!
I wish dogs could talk _________________ 1.6b, Xenium !ce OS 2.3.0, External 160g WD, External 250g Seagate, Double blade UFO Fan over Jewel
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enigma516 V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:23 am Post subject:
Granted, but all they do is rat you out which eventually leads to your arrest after killing every dog around.
I wish women wouldn't complain every time us guys sit down to play. _________________
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