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eebeejay
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Post Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:49 pm   
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Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into
the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing
just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden.....POOF ! In a flash and puff of smoke, a
little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do
you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just
for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for
your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you
won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your
life.......As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter
for anything the rest of your life!!!!! Then POOF!......she
was gone !

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his
friend, "Fred, where are you?"

Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussywillows."

Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of God,
DON'T SWING!!!!"

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Post Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:59 am   
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I must have taken a couple of them
willows out myself at some stage.

Reality is i guess..

I play on xbox live far too much.

bLiGhTy.

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Post Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 3:01 am   
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I like that!!!! Laughing
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Post Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:17 pm   
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HaHaHa!!!!


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