Joined: Mar 20, 2004 Posts: 45 Location: Chicago, Il
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:49 pm Post subject: Buttercups
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into
the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing
just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden.....POOF ! In a flash and puff of smoke, a
little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do
you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just
for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for
your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you
won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your
life.......As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter
for anything the rest of your life!!!!! Then POOF!......she
was gone !
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his
friend, "Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussywillows."
Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of God,
DON'T SWING!!!!" _________________ *Xbox 1.4.
*Maxtor 250 gb HDD
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Joined: Nov 27, 2004 Posts: 876 Location: farnborough
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:59 am Post subject:
I must have taken a couple of them
willows out myself at some stage.
Joined: Sep 15, 2005 Posts: 121 Location: in my back yard
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:17 pm Post subject:
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