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Post Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:41 pm   
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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident,
an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced
Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about
your wife," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkins shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some
bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which
do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the
bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning
we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkins. Swallowing hard, he asked, What's
the good news?"

The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had 12
twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs
on her."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkins demanded, "If that's the good news, what's
the great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow".

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OH DUDE!!!! Shocked


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Here they are pulling her up.....
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