Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 6:37 pm Post subject: Pick up lines I guarantee to work... or your money back.
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you, I'd have s3x with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and s3x? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
mavo Xbox-HQ Member
Joined: Apr 08, 2005 Posts: 69 Location: uk
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:02 pm Post subject:
i'm going out tonight i will try them see how many work.but some of them are slap up the face ones,i think i will leave them ones till i'm drunk.
Shark2th Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:12 pm Post subject:
YES SIR!! You've invested a lot of money to learn these secrets of love. Use your knowledge wisely. Use the force Luke. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
StaticMind Xbox-HQ Experienced Xbox Version: v1.0 Modded: softmodded through mech
Joined: Feb 03, 2005 Posts: 173 Location: cary NC
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 1:26 am Post subject:
i think a whore or a S#@* will be the only 1's goin for them _________________ Xbox v1.0
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Shark2th Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:05 pm Post subject:
I'm not so sure about that. I've been told that some might work, if asked by the right guy. I'm just not sure what a "right guy" is. _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:46 pm Post subject:
lol.....my g/f said she isnt gonna talk to me for a week now _________________ Xbox v1.0
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StaticMind Xbox-HQ Experienced Xbox Version: v1.0 Modded: softmodded through mech
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:13 pm Post subject:
lmao _________________ Xbox v1.0
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Shark2th Moderator
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:39 pm Post subject:
Andrewfrink wrote:
my g/f said she isnt gonna talk to me for a week now
Oh man, I hate it when that happens. I forgot to talk about the side effects of using such a powerful tool. My mistake... _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:47 pm Post subject:
Shark2th wrote:
Andrewfrink wrote:
my g/f said she isnt gonna talk to me for a week now
Oh man, I hate it when that happens. I forgot to talk about the side effects of using such a powerful tool. My mistake...
Its all good.....I never read fine print anyway (probably should) but now I can try these out on other women for a week then when my g/f asks where Ive been I'll say "dont worry I wasnt cheating, I tried but look at all the slap marks, worse then when your mother came over" _________________ Xbox v1.0
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enigma516 V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:26 pm Post subject:
I used #19 this weekend. It didn't work, but she laughed and I ended up with her number..I'll just keep trying till it works. _________________
ninjablu Xbox-HQ User Xbox Version: 1.1 Modded: x-chip
Joined: Mar 23, 2005 Posts: 16 Location: Middlesboro, KY
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 4:45 pm Post subject:
32 and 37 seem pretty reasonable
forahobby Administrator
Joined: May 22, 2003 Posts: 23944 Location: NSW, Australia
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 5:02 pm Post subject:
personally i reckon you could get away with:
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25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
It's all in the delivery..
It could be used as a icebreaker for a girlie you do know and talk to already.. sorta like a joke but you soon would see if she is keen for you or not.. _________________ HQ Network:
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I've been told that some might work, if asked by the right guy. I'm just not sure what a "right guy" is.
