XoLeSTaToX Xbox-HQ Member Xbox Version: V1.6 Modded: Xecuter3
Joined: Apr 03, 2005 Posts: 86 Location: California
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:17 pm Post subject: Penis Problem and Full
This little boy and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls
out a beer and the little boy says "Grandpa, can I have one of
those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your
a**hole?" to which the little boy responds "No." "Then you can't
have one." A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the
boy asks, "Can I have on of those?"
Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your a**hole?"
to which the little boy responds "No." "Then you can't have
one." Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for
food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the
little boy says "I just won $50,000"
Grandpa says, "Great, your going to split that with me, right?"
The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis long enough to
touch your a**hole?" "Yes," Says grandpa. "Then go f**k
yourself!"
A girl is sitting at a bar while her boyfreind plays pool. A man
comes over to her and says, "You've got a great set of tits."
The woman is appalled and threatens to tell her boyfreind.
The man goes away but comes back and says, "You have the
greatest ass." The woman tell the man that her boyfreind would
destoy him if she told him and again the man backs off.
The man returns again and this time he says, "I would like to
fill your p***y up with beer and drink you dry!"
The girl has had enough and goes to see her boyfreind. "That men
over there says I have great tits," she says. The boyfreind
says, "WHAT!?" "Yea and he says I have a nice ass." "I'll kill
him!" the boyfreind says as he begins to take off his coat. "He
also says he wants to fill my p***y with beer and drink me dry!"
Suddenly the boyfreind begins to put his coat back on. "Didn't
you hear what I said?" she asks. "Yea," he replies, "and anyone
who can drink that much beer, I'm not messing with!!"
I wasn't sure if these were too dirty to be posting, let me know if I overstepped the limits... _________________ XBOX v1.6:
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Joined: Nov 12, 2004 Posts: 77 Location: Alaska
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:15 am Post subject:
I for one thought they were funny.
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