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Post Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:04 pm   
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An old-time southern, hell fire & brimstone country preacher had a
teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to
choosing a profession.

Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do,
and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an
experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table
four objects:

- a Bible,

- a silver dollar,

- a bottle of whisky and

- a Playboy magazine

"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself,
"when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he
picks up.

If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a
blessing that would be!

If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that
would be okay, too.

But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good, low down
drunkard, and, Lord, help me.... what a shame that would be.

And worst of all..... if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a
skirt-chasin', no good bum."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he
entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his
books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the
objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to
inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked
up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the
bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's Centerfold.

"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered,
"He's gonna be a Congressman!" Shocked

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Post Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:55 pm   
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Dude... Where do you find this stuff? Laughing
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Post Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:45 pm   
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LMAO!!! And a fine congressman at that.... Laughing
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Post Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:44 pm   
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bongripz216 wrote:
Dude... Where do you find this stuff? Laughing


Shark2th aim's to please.
His grandfather was the same and left him his collection of old jokes, and entertaining comments. Wink There's one for everyday and a picture for every saying..

just jokes.. lol..

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