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eebeejay
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Post Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:19 pm   
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A woman, pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach

Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the
room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16
years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in
tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said
the Mom "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No " said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

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ha ha ha, wheres shark2th he would love this one lol
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Post Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:19 pm   
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Poor dog never saw it comming!!! LOL


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ROF!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Wait i think i did that once Confused
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Post Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:30 am   
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my question is, what was the dog doing so close??


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