Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:47 pm Post subject: I'd like seconds and thirds please.....
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few
years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she
was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay
her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child and
if she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the
child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discreet, he told her to mail him a post card, and write
"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,
and fainted.
On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without." _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
Constant_Failure Xbox-HQ Experienced
Joined: Jun 15, 2006 Posts: 110
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:59 pm Post subject:
That ones great! Lmao
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Joined: Apr 15, 2005 Posts: 741 Location: Newcastle, Australia
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:03 am Post subject:
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Thats a nightmare _________________
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