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Post Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:32 pm   
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One day a little old lady walked into the bank carrying a large paper bag.
The bank teller asks "How may I help you?"
The little old lady replys, "I'd like to make a deposit." and shows the teller what's in the bag.
The bank teller is shocked, "OMG, that's a lot of money!"
"Yes, it is." says the little old lady. "I only trust the bank president with this much money, may I see him?"
The bank teller says "Just one moment, I'll see if he's busy."
After a short wait the teller returns and says, "He'll be happy to see you, go right in."
The little old lady goes into the bank presidents office and poors the money out on the table and says, "I'd like to deposit this money."
The bank president says "Wow, what is that $75,000...$100,000?"
The little old lady replys, "Yes, it's $100,000".
"If you dont mind my asking" says the bank president, "What do you do to make so much money?"
"I dont mind at all" says the little old lady, "I make bets with people."
"Bets?" says the bank president, "what kind of bets?"
"Like this" says the little old lady, "I bet you $10,000 that your balls are square."
The bank president laughs and says "I'm sorry, but that's one bet you'd lose."
"Oh really" replys the little old lady "So you'll take my bet?"
"Sure" says the bank president "It sounds like easy money to me."
"Ok" Says the little old lady "I'll return tomorrow at 10:00am with my lawyer who'll witness the bet, is that ok with you?"
"Fine by me." Laughs the bank president "I'll see you tomorrow morning."
At 10:00am the next morning the little old lady returns with a sharp dressed man she introduces as her lawyer.
"Ok, Mr. president" says the little old lady "drop them, let's see what you've got."
The lawyers face suddenly turns white as a sheet as the bank president unbuttons his pants and pulls them down.
The little old lady leans across the desk for a better look. "Do you mind if I hold them in my hand....you know, just to be sure?" asks the little old lady.
"Well....ok, I guess." says the bank president.
After looking at them closely and rolling them around in her hand a bit, the little old lady says "Mr. president, I guess you win this one. Your balls are indeed NOT square."
Just then they hear a loud "BAM! BAM! BAM!" comming from behind them. When they turn around to see what's make'n the noise, they see the lawyer smashing his head into the wall, over and over...
"What's wrong with him?" asks the bank president.
"Oh, nothing." replys the little old lady. "It's just....well....I bet my lawyer $25,000 that I'd have the bank presidents balls in my hand by noon today."


duh huh! lol

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Post Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:38 pm   
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that is an interesting bet!


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Post Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:40 pm   
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I didn't see that one before the punchline! Laughing
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