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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just What do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols".
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Shark2th said something like that once, except he said they were Shortacids. Shocked Laughing
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Post Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:44 pm   
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Shark2th said something like that once, except he said they were Shortacids. Shocked Laughing

Well they were... Shocked

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I KNEW IT!!! Oh, man here comes the Bendoverman aand Bobbin Robin theme song.. Laughing
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Post Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:07 pm   
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"Holy undies in a wad Bendoverman!!! Looks like shortacids taking it in the shorts!"

"Yes! Bobbin Nobin, now we've got to move quickly and find out if they really are shortacids under-the-butt-nut-hut holders."

"Gee Bendoverman, how are you planning on doing that?"

"It's very simple Bobbin Nobin, put them on and see whether it has issues with my batsack!"

Will Bendoverman and Bobbin Nobin discover shortacid likes to have panty lines?

Tune in next week, same bendover time, same bendover channel

(roll end credits) na na na na, na na na na Bendover.... na na na na Bendover....

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Did we hijack this post too? Embarassed Laughing
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Ummm. I'd say so. Bad admins.... bad admins...
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Hijack i didnt realize you guys took over LOL
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Join us young Skywalker.
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Ha ha ha I already walk the Darkside Twisted Evil
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Ha ha ha I already walk the Darkside Twisted Evil

No doubt.... Cool

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Shark2th and Enigma516 you should be ashamed of yourselves !!!!
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Why? Ashamed we will not be. Grow the darkside must.
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