Joined: Aug 17, 2005 Posts: 208 Location: Minnesota
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:31 pm Post subject: the bellringer jokes
A guy walks into a church and says "I understand you're hiring a bell ringer." The priest says "Yes we are, do you have experience?" They guy says "Yes I do, but I have a bit of an odd technique... here I'll show you." He runs up the stairs gaining speed as he goes. He gets to the top of the belltower and launches himself headfirst towards the bell. The bell gongs loudly, and he does a flip and lands back on the stairs. When he gets back downstairs, the priest is amazed. He says "That's very impressive, and it does get the job done. But I'm concerned for your health, can you really do that every hour without giving yourself brain damage?" The guy says "No problem, really. Look, I'll do it again." He sprints up the stairs again, but trips as he launches himself out towards the bell. He misses the bell entirely, and flies right out the window and splatters all over the sidewalk below. The police are called, and they question the priest, "Are you sure you don't know who this guy was?" The priest replies, "I'm not sure, but his face sure does ring a bell..."
The next week, another guy walks into a church and says "I understand you're hiring a bell ringer." The priest says "Yes we are, do you have experience?" They guy says "Yes I do, but I have a bit of an odd technique... here I'll show you." He runs up the stairs gaining speed as he goes. He gets to the top of the belltower and launches himself headfirst towards the bell. The bell gongs loudly, and he does a flip and lands back on the stairs. When he gets back downstairs, the priest is impressed, but remembers how things went last week. He says "That's very impressive, but I don't think it's safe... last week a guy went out the window." The guy says "No problem, really. I've been doing this for years and I never miss. Look, I'll do it again." He sprints up the stairs again, but trips as he launches himself out towards the bell. He misses the bell entirely, and flies right out the window and splatters all over the sidewalk below. The police return and again question the priest, "Are you sure you don't know who THIS guy is?" The priest replies, "No idea, but he sure is a dead ringer for that other guy." _________________ .
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