Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:05 pm Post subject: Bang bang!!
An 80 year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The
doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things
are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who
is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began."I have
an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never
misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting,he was in a
bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of
his gun.
As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver
sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so
couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his
cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and
went 'bang, bang' .
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:30 pm Post subject:
OMFG!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA you never cease to amaze me. _________________
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