Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:17 pm Post subject: Obsessions
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children...
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again,
it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom,
Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your
child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy
by the hand and whispers. "Come on, d1ck, we're leaving." _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
enigma516 V.I.P. Lifetime
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:21 pm Post subject:
OMFG!!! That is just too funny. AHAHAHAHAHA!! Damnit Shark, now I have to go to the bathroom.. _________________
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