Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:22 pm Post subject: Why dudes are happier than chicks.
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase and most of the time just a carry on. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack and will last until you die. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Joined: Jul 13, 2005 Posts: 866 Location: Kansas City MO
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:30 pm Post subject:
OMFG!!! this is hillarious and yet so true.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:35 pm Post subject: Re: Why dudes are happier than chicks.
Shark2th wrote:
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
I agree with all but this. most of my phone conversations last on average between 5 to 10 seconds. "hey, whats up, wanna do something, be over in 10 minutes, bye." _________________ XBOX- V1.0
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Joined: Apr 15, 2005 Posts: 741 Location: Newcastle, Australia
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:44 pm Post subject: Re: Why dudes are happier than chicks.
But does anyone turn up hahahahaha
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