Joined: Apr 29, 2005 Posts: 982 Location: ACT, Australia
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:23 am Post subject: Ford jokes
I've got nothing against fords, but i think a few of our aussie members will understand, lol
Driving a ford is like the special olympics....even if you win your still a retard
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"
The people who say they would rather push a Ford than drive a Holden usually do
That's not a leak, my Ford's just marking its territory!
Q: Why are there footpaths beside streets?
A: So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: Why are the new Ford Falcons more aerodynamic?
A: So they will save the Holden petrol when the Holden tows them away.
Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
A: They both come with tow ropes. _________________
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:23 pm Post subject:
LOL! I used to have a fiesta rs turbo, man that piece of shit used to break down all the time. I actualy drove it out of my home town once
( had to drive about 120 miles ) but it broke down the moment I got back to
Farnborough.
vauxhalls are like grenades, Don`t go near them!
volkswagons are boring (why do people like golf`s? there like driving a skip!)
I hate the type of people who drive audi`s (yesterday on the moterway I had some tit nearly side swipe me as I was overtaking him at about 110 mph,
not content with nearly taking me off the road he pulled straight out in front of the car that was following me, Audis!!)
Strange thing is I`ve allways loved cars ever since a child, but the more I deal with cars the less I like them.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject:
haha just got on here and saw this. Maybe in austraila fords are like that but guy i have 2 stangs. one of which is the 2nd faster in my town. I work all day on mustangs www.haywoodcustomspeed.com Also you got the ford and the specail olyimpics thing wrong, its for type-r's. I know you just posted them for fun but i think us fords are a little diffrent than your fords _________________ Xbox v1.0
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sjohn Moderator
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:10 pm Post subject:
Well being a Chevy man, I'd have to agree that most of what he say's is true for the US Fords also
Just kidding, I enjoy all types of cars, I just prefer the Chevy designs better. I don't race or anything, but I do have a nice little keeper car. A little '69 Camaro, I'm looking to get into some racing a bit here and there, but this car means too much to me to tear it up, so I'm looking for a '69ish Nova.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:14 pm Post subject:
My two cars i got more pics of the blue one but i dont like to show what i have under the hood and intieor since it will give it away that it has power and then no rice would mess with me. But once andrew RS6-N2o gets his supra its on....
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Joined: Apr 29, 2005 Posts: 982 Location: ACT, Australia
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:00 pm Post subject:
StaticMind wrote:
haha just got on here and saw this. Maybe in austraila fords are like that but guy i have 2 stangs. one of which is the 2nd faster in my town. I work all day on mustangs www.haywoodcustomspeed.com Also you got the ford and the specail olyimpics thing wrong, its for type-r's. I know you just posted them for fun but i think us fords are a little diffrent than your fords
I actually prefer Fords over Holden/GM (even though i drive a holden!), my fave being the 351 XY GT
Also, in oz its always Ford vs. GM Holden in the racing. Dunno what its like in the states though. Ford vs. Chevy?
*If its got wheels and an engine, you can drive it!* _________________
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