Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:22 pm Post subject: Eggs in one basket.
There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward
him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the
guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.
The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was
lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed
off, and the next thing I know is I'm here." The police went to the beach,
found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his
bird and it spat on me, so I broke its neck, cracked it's eggs, and set its
nest on fire!"
general-Insano Xbox-HQ Experienced Xbox Version: V1.6x Modded: softmod
Joined: Sep 15, 2005 Posts: 121 Location: in my back yard
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:11 pm Post subject:
I feel sorry for the guy. LOL
|
All times are GMT |Page 1 of 1
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum You cannot attach files in this forum You cannot download files in this forum
HQ Network: 7,757 | 
Guests: 814 | 
Members: 0 
Forums 
