Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:43 pm Post subject: Pearly Gates
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just What do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols". _________________
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:08 pm Post subject:
Shark2th said something like that once, except he said they were Shortacids. _________________
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:27 pm Post subject:
whoa there!! lol
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:44 pm Post subject:
enigma516 wrote:
Shark2th said something like that once, except he said they were Shortacids.
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:19 pm Post subject:
Why? Ashamed we will not be. Grow the darkside must. _________________
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LOL _________________
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