Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:11 pm Post subject: Do You Suffer From Shyness?
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you
sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these
questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway)
and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and
start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic
lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry
mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:35 pm Post subject:
Where do you come up with these things? _________________
stevieb Xbox-HQ Experienced Xbox Version: V1.6x Modded: softmod
Joined: Aug 03, 2005 Posts: 162 Location: UK
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:41 pm Post subject:
Nice one Shark2th...
Have you tried Absinthe ?
(I got some that is 85 % proof ... )
Reality becomes a thing of the past !
be careful !
Stevieb _________________
Joined: Apr 15, 2005 Posts: 741 Location: Newcastle, Australia
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:45 am Post subject:
Thanks for the tip. im off to the bottle shop now.
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