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Shark2th Moderator Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:01 pm Post subject: Caught sleeping at work.
The ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent to me."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just
in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new business strategy."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"
Number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen." _________________http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
bongripz216 Xbox-Hq Genius Xbox Version: 1.1 Softmod Modded: UnleashX Dash - 40g HDD Joined: Dec 08, 2006 Posts: 2337 Location: Repping the (216) yo
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:10 am Post subject:
how do you come up with this stuff? lmao _________________
enigma516 V.I.P. Lifetime Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:36 pm Post subject:
I might have used some of those at one time or another....lol _________________
FinalCloud Moderator Joined: Nov 03, 2006 Posts: 2283 Location: Plymouth, UK
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:47 pm Post subject:
enigma516 wrote:
I might have used some of those at one time or another....lol
Just some of them? I like to switch between them on a daily basis!! lol
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