Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:24 pm Post subject: Calories Burned During s3x
Calories Burned During s3x:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories *****
70 and over........................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly..........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door......8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories
Results may vary.
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD..
Right now, as you read this, 60 Million Americans
Are having s3x!
Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject:
FinalCloud wrote:
Have you seen my wife?!?!
Think I'd rather be on here!!
Only joking honey....
ROF! Oooooooooh, none for you tonight sir!
I'm emailing her right now!! _________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:02 am Post subject:
No comment, cuz my wife is standing over my shoulders right now...lmao _________________
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Joined: Nov 03, 2006 Posts: 2283 Location: Plymouth, UK
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:32 pm Post subject:
She knows who's the boss around here. Why, when I say do something she better........
*(wife walks in)*
....oh, hey honey......you look lovely, would like a cup of tea. Lovely, love you, love you xxxx
Ok what was I saying, oh yes, about me being the boss!
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