HALT - MODULE CORE HEMORRHAGE, Control has been yielded to the SYSTEM PERIL DISTRIBUTED REFLEX.

This medium is classified, and has a STRONG INTRUSIVE INCLINATION.
PHASE 1 COMPLETE:
Network throttling has eroded.
PHASE 2 COMPLETE:
This medium has metastasized. COUNTDOWN TO WIDE AWAKE AND PHYSICAL: 8AM EST What else could we bee talking about... Of course, it's the ILOVEBEES day.

A Halo 2 demo is rumored to be on the next OXM disk. Our inside source tells us that some EBgames stores have already received the latest OXM and it had Def Jam on the cover and not the Red Holiday edition cover. Our guy hopes to get his issue tommorrow (Tues) or Wednesday, along with everyone else in the world but you heard it first.

The thing about the demo is that we don't know is if it's a online or offline.Our guy says it would seem likely to be online since the single player is so secretive. What does this have to do with the price of honey at Altrincham market you ask... Well, it just so happens that ILOVEBEES at 08:07EST tomorrow, so, lets see what happens....