Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:07 pm Post subject: Baptist Bra
A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New
York City.
He told the saleslady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my
wife, size 36B."
With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of
bra?"
He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember." said the saleslady, "We don't get as many
requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the
Catholic bra or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what
are the differences?"
The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple. The catholic type
supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen , and the
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is
the Baptist type for?"
"They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills".
And, if you need more bra info - here's some more:
Have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A, B, C, D,
DD, E, F, G,
& H and how the letters are actually used to define bra
sizes?
Well, if you've ever wondered, but couldn't figure it out, here's the
code:
A. Almost Boobs
B. Barely Boobs
C. Can't complain
D. Dang!
DD. Double Dang!
E. Enormous
F. Fake
G. Get a reduction
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:22 pm Post subject:
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:29 pm Post subject:
my boobs are bigger _________________ XBOX
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clear jewel with round cathode
cathode under the front of the xbox
XBOX360
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Blue Ring of Light
Black Wireless Controller with Blue LEDs
XBOX360
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