Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 2743 Location: Florida
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 4:11 pm Post subject: Little Johhny 2
One day in class the teacher decided to teach the kids about animals.
She held up a picture of a horse and said "can anyone tell me what this is?" Mary raised her hand and said " that's a horse". And the teacher said " very good Mary.
Then she held up a picture of a cow and asked " does anyone know what this is?". Bobby raised his hand and said " that is a cow". "Excellent" said the teacher.
She then held up a picture of a deer and asked " does anyone know what this is?" No one raised their hands. " You can see this in the movie Bambi" she added, but still no response. Finally she said " this is something your mommy calls your daddy all the time" at which little Johnny yelled out " Damn so that's what a horny bastard looks like!"
Till this day the teacher is still in therapy. _________________
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