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Post Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:58 pm   
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This was just too corny not to post it.

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
African desert.

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up
behind the mess tent.

He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250
men here on the post & no women. And sir, sometimes the men
have "urges". That's why we have Molly the Camel."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this,
but I understand about "urges", so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain climbs the ladder,
pulls his pants down & has wild, insane s3x with the camel.

When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

No not really, sir... "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."

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AHAHAHAHA! Sharky, you never cease to amaze me Laughing
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I.....must.....not......snigger...........

lol Laughing

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Muahhhhhhh Twisted Evil
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Post Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:58 am   
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oh man.. you always find something new for me to laugh at..
heheh.. thanks dude. (camel's d1ck).. lol

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