Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 5222 Location: Tennessee, USA
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:03 pm Post subject: Hole in One
This one is for DiscGolfDiver.
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture."
The man continued "We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's ass.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
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Joined: Jan 19, 2006 Posts: 2755 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:27 pm Post subject:
My wife would have done a lot more than wrap a golf club around my neck _________________ Hotswap|HDD Upgrade|X3 Guide
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